[Not really racist!]

Ah ****, I have one definitely.

I was about 14, girl came over, we'd always make out n ****. She started making fun/teasing me that I had sex a month ago or whatever, and I got a bit embarassed.

So whatever, we're up in my room, and we keep making out, and she goes "I bet you dont even have a dick" so I was like, BISH WTF, so I took off my pants tinking I was all sly and sauve and go, "yeah, see?" as I have a rager, and decide to say "you dont have tits" and she says "you can feel them if you want". So whatever, I do, she comes back and says "I still don't think you have one, can't see it."

So I place her hand over my boxers on my cawk, still calls me out, and I decide to say..

"haha you're so dumb" and roll over.

WHAT THE ****.




This hot girl at college invited me over to do some homework. Got there, not a maths book was seen, she says why dont we order pizza n watch a movie.
Waiting for pizza she closes curtains and sits next to me on sofa. Like a dumb ass beta I pull a maths book out of my back and say oh look we can use mine.

I go to table and start doing homework. She lays on couch. Pizza comes, I wasnt hungry, so she ate it all lol rest of night is talking about how she now feels fat. She then says she going to bed, takes her top off and stares into my eyes. I pack my stuff up say ok see u in class bye. WTF

She never spoke to me again after that. Feels.





One of my friends came to sleep over and one of my sisters friends came to sleep over. Soon enough we were all in my sisters room, two 15 yo boys and two 14 yo girls.

God knows where my parents were or why they werent keeping an eye on us. Anyway we got to playing dares, started off with kissing (obv not with sister no incest) then stripping off a bit.

Then my mate says why dont I sleep in your sisters room and your sisters friend sleep in your room for a last dare.

So me and my sisters friend went to my room, she was all like you can touch me here if you want and started putting her hand down my pants.

I jumped up and said its ok let me show u this cool computer game. She laid on my bed and I was going on about how you can kill this demon with this weapon, and how the graphics are awesome. Must have been well into the game cos next time I turned around she was asleep.

Had to wait TIME to lose my V after that. I even slept on the fuarrkin floor cos I didnt want to wake her up WTF

Turns out my mate and sister did fuuark all either. Kind of glad cos he turned into a right *******.