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Old 04-11-2015, 08:43 AM   #39
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Originally Posted by cruz-in View Post
I don't even looks at resumes that are half empty or has a "summery" or "objective" so generic that i can google it , they just get used as :



and even then, if your socially awkward in the interview,




i've in been in the process of hiring a few where their resumes and cover letters were great but come to interview wearing board shorts or have breath smelling like rhino shit.

simply put, i don't fucking care if you smart as hell, if you cant continue a damn conversion, dress like you don't give a fuck, have breath that smells like rhino butt, i aint hiring your ass.
We are hiring now and some of the people we interview are pretty funny.

1st guy was ask what happens if he have got a call from a customer who was angry and was swearing. His answer " I will just transfer the call to another agent or hang up." sorry buddy but that's the worse answer you got give.

2nd guy we ask "What would you do if you come home and your mother told you Internet isn't working?"
His answer..... wait 10secs with a blank look on his face "I don't live with my parents I live alone...."
We ask "Pretend you live with your mother."
2nd guy... " I am not sure what you mean by that I live alone....."

Both of them didn't get the job. I guess is too much to ask for common sense these days........ and these questions are so simple anyone with half a brain could come up with a correct answer.
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