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Old 05-19-2015, 09:33 AM   #28
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Originally Posted by bLUEsTEEL View Post
The problem is they don't phone, they just keep coming to his door even after he's told them he's not interested. It's like they're zombies or something. WTF?
Step by step here:

Step 1) Check peephole to confirm is the same guy.
Step 2) Take off all your clothes.
Step 3) Open door.
Step 4) Say "Hi, how can I help you?"
Step 5) Laugh as guy uncomfortably walks away in disgust.

Nobody is going to ask for a 15 minute survey from a naked guy.
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