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My take on the Canadian debates:
Mulclair: I'm going to have beard nightmares with all of the tax hikes behind a phalanx of grizzly left wing fur
Trudeau: Ken doll with a long cord, once pulled, the string will slowly work it's way back into his lower spine while droning out buzz words robotically
May: She is like the nice lady who sells you organic teas and talks about con tails and ley lines who likes to rightly point out how Harper just changes the rules as he goes along
Harper: Smirking the entire time, he knows his competition doesn't come across very strong. Best closing speech. All other closing speeches fell completely flat.
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