[sonick]

Originally Posted by urrh

just came back from voting, there was a dude running for a pirate party in my riding. i didn't even know i wanted a pirate MP until today. took everything i had not to vote for him. getting harper out is for the greater good

So apparently there is also a Rhinoceros Party that is actually on the ballots:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party#Platform

If elected, the Rhinoceros Party of Canada has promised to:

Repeal the law of gravity
Promote higher education by building taller schools
Count the Thousand Islands to make sure the Americans didn’t steal any[9]
Reform the retail lottery scheme by replacing cash prizes with Senate appointments
Seat the Queen of Canada in Buckingham, Quebec.
Nationalize Tim Hortons[10]
Move the national capital to Kapuskasing, Ontario[10]
Privatize the Canadian Army