your point was not missed. i was being sarcastic and making jest at them as i cannot take it seriously. the ridiculousness of your example demonstrated that, my example just took it to the end of the spectrum. i knew i shoulda added a few
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i have an example from a coworker that's even more ridiculous relating to contracts with one of those big developers and their sales lady. totally unbelievable when i heard it. but ya it pretty much summed up the quality of the "sales professionals". of which they are not necessarily realtors themselves but push the paper for the developer to complete a sale.