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Originally Posted by CivicBlues
Saw this on another forum and thought it was funny.
How to write a Suits episode:
Random lawyer: you did a bad thing and I'm going to get you.
Mike: Shit! We have to get them.
Harvey: relax. We got this.
Random lawyer: ha I'm inditing your mum/dad/brother/friend
Harvey: now I'm goddamn pissed.
Mike: I've got a goddamn plan.
Harvey: oh yeah?
Mike: yeah, this.
Harvey: *reads complex legal document in three seconds* This'll never goddamn work.
Mike: it will if we tell them [some nonsense]
Harvey: okay do it.
Mike: hey Random Lawyer, you're going to back off. We've got this.
Random Lawyer: this'll never hold up in court.
Mike: it will when I tell them that you harassed our witness.
Random Lawyer: okay, I'll make a deal.
Mike: hey Harvey, it goddamn worked. Drinks are on me.
Harvey: really? Because we just got a goddamn court order telling us to give them all of our goddamn documents.
Mike: blah blah bury them in goddamn paperwork.
Donna: Don't worry boys, I got this.
Rachel: *cries*
Harvey: Great job, Mike.
Mike: I had to do something. I don't see you goddamn fixing it.
Harvey: they wanna play rough? We go after their goddamn family. They've got a goddamn aunty in hospital.
Repeat until new evil lawyer turns up.
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goddamn amazing.
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