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Originally Posted by OGCStrike

had a good laugh
1981 BMW 320i E21

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Have you ever woken up and thought "f*ck I wish there was an easy way to seem instantaneously more interesting and sexually attractive across the borders of gender, race, and even species" ? Good. Look somewhere else. This vehicle is not for plebes who wish to become more interesting, it is for the discerning f*ck-too-wells that are already tearing ass through time and space in the racing striped Camaro that is their own personalities.

Bear witness and weep in discerning fashion to this:

The E21 320i.
What you are beholding is none other than the cocaine fueled night terrors of Bavarian sex enthusiasts of the highest order. Every curve, every sweeping line, every sumptuous and voluptuous contoured was COMPLETELY ignored and removed, to create this slab of d*ck swinging or. . ...p*ssy pumping?....chariot of un adulterated motor vehicle ecstacy.

Do you like rust? Well fuck you, there isn't enough to go around.
Do you like mechanical issues? Kill yourself with a teaspoon, we haven't any for you, simpleton.
Are you easy to scare and quick to flee from the rites of adulthood? Then get the f*ck out lightweight.

This wondrous little wagen totes a 1.9 ish litre straight four producing at least some horsepower, and you can bet your ass it probably makes torque as well.
It can go forward in five different flavours, and backwards in one, because it isn't a showoff.
It's level of luxury is so vulgar that it comes lavishly appointed with both an exterior AND an interior.

. . ..its also just recently had a service including sparkplugs, the belt (you know the one), radiator, oil and filter change (that involved an engine flush with dexron ATF). Also replaced, were all suspension related bushings. It drives really well and is very reliable. Never hard starts.

The fact that you haven't called me to enquire further about this car is really just bad manners on your behalf at this point. But it may also be entirely caused by my lack of giving you my number in the first place. Top left. Click away. If you email me my feelings will be hurt, but I'll still reply regardless.

I look forward to welcoming you into the ranks of higher living.

Yours truly,

Tinkerhouse Social
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers