[Hondaracer]

hottest wings and probably the hottest thing i've ever aten were the "insanity" wings at Samz pub in langley.. i highly doubt these were the ones they made for very long though, and they are definitely back to being mild as they apparently were before

I ordered a dozen thinking i was hard core and it was going to be no problem, upon ordering them we saw the chef stick his head out the door to look at the table that ordered them, probably first sign i had made a mistake

He then came over to our table and made sure we wanted them, he said they had been having a lot of people coming in and eating them and going out of their way to complain how the "insanity" wings were not hot at all. So he started making the sauce by simmering canned ghost chilli's and wearing a respirator while doing it

hmm ok.. we'll still try them, how bad can it be?

When they came they looked to be like a molten color.. i quickly ate one, then two more for good measure, quickly eating them barely tasting the initial hit of sauce.

For the next probably, hour and a bit i was in agony, as in i'll pay $500 to have this end right now if it was possible. after about half hour i didnt have to sqiurm in my chair anymore but then my head started spinning like i was on drugs, literally an out of body type experience legs felt super heavy, head was floating in the clouds, it was fucked

few of my buddies basically touched their finger to the sauce and licked it and 2 minutes later were walking up and down the street outside trying to get air lol

shit was fuckeddddd