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the newly renovated washrooms at work
first off, i fucking hate...like FUCKING HATE automated washrooms
The goddamned sensored faucets glitches most of the time, the automatic soap dispenser gives you like a fucking droplet of soap every time. I've never used an automated washroom I liked. They're all fucking stupid.
But the fucking toilet...this piece of shit takes the cake. Fucking thing flushed on me 5 times while i was wiping. Like any sort of small movement will set that fucking thing off.
I need to bring a fucking post-it note to cover the stupid sensor next time i take a dump lest i want my ass misted twenty fucking times as I wipe.
And then the paper towel dispenser is removed in favor of a fucking hand dryer. Hand dryers are fucking disgusting and blow shit air in your hands. What kind of fucking respectable washroom DOESN'T have paper towels and forces you to fucking use a dirty ass hand dryer?
fuck this washroom "upgrade"
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