You know whats a joke?
the beatdown townhouse @ 1174 inlet street in coquitlam that i looked at on the weekend.
Its list price? 420K.
The catch? It reefed of smoke.
Wait, 420k, reefs of smoke, ahhhhh it all adds up now.
Ok, so who would want to buy a teardown townhouse, that smells like smoke.
Sends in offer for 395K 
Realtor replies:
"Hi i want to follow up they have accpeted an offer for 510K"
Facial reactions as follow.
What. The. Fuck. Vancouver.