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Originally Posted by MG1
My question is, what the hell did you do to break it?
Expecting some awesome explanation. If boring, embellish, RS style.
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I saved a baby from a burning car and a rabid horse hearing the cries of distress (who had just escaped its' slave life as a carriage mule for tourists in Stanley Park) came to claim the baby for itself. I can only assume to raise him as an avenger for all the stallions under imprisoment. At that point, I held said baby at my side and yelled YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! To which this horse vigilante delivered me a swift kick right to my mammary glands. Amazingly, I had put my Note 4 in my bra prior to my heroic rescue cuz y'know motherfuckin HANDSFREE and that giant rabid hoof only connected with the camera lens thusly smashing it into oblivion.
All in all, the baby is unharmed and returned to his family (a wealthy oil heir from Dubai) and my boobs are just fine. The horse is undergoing treatment for damage to his hoof during the explosion of my camera lens.