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Old 10-20-2017, 09:42 AM   #706
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I was at The Bay in Metrotown yesterday and this woman was looking for a "lazy susan".

Cashier had no idea what she wanted. I started to laugh and they wanted to know why.

I told them about the story of the time I called Walmart looking for a lazy susan. Lady on the phone tells me, "She doesn't work here today."

For those who don't know what a lazy susan is, it is a spinning turntable like the ones you see at restaurants.
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