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Bumping this thread.........
Heard a funny one today. The guy who told me this joke said it so much better...........
So this man who's been married for some time now, goes into a lingerie shop to get something sexy for his wife. He discovers that the more see-through the gown is, the more expensive it is. He gets one that sets him back 500 bucks. He gives it to his wife later that night. Wife says to hubby, "Let me try it on......... see you up in the balcony, honey." Man stays downstairs and waits for his wife. Wife meanwhile says to herself, "I'm going to return this gown and keep the 500 bucks for myself." She steps out on the balcony totally naked. Husband sees wife from below and says, "You'd think for 500 bucks they'd at least iron the damn thing." There's more to the joke, but that's all I could remember.
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