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Originally Posted by MSREE
It's not hard if you're a foreigner in the Philippines lol. That's why all the really old white dudes go to be with younger Filipino women who barely speak English lol.
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So true. I remember when I briefly tried a dating app and 97% of the women who messaged me were Flips who had these elaborate well written (English) profiles yet their direct messages were harder to decipher than a 2 year old rambling about giraffes and toast.
The gist was they were all identical, they may as well have been a single person with 50 different accounts but they weren't. Most of them called me 'babe' (I'm a fucking dude pls don't) and wanted me to move over there and take care of them because they don't have enough fun working long hours doing call centre shit.
Standard convo:
Me: 'We exchanged 3 total messages with each other and you want me to head over there to meet you'?
Them: 'Yes'
Me: 'Why?'
Them: 'Because love is greater than distance no matter the distance'
Me: 'Bitch what??'
