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Old 02-16-2018, 11:13 AM   #38
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Originally Posted by stewie View Post
All in all it was a very good night for me and the girlfriend until the end. SOMEONES body decided it would be a great time to start bleeding. I mentioned the saying "when the river runs red, take the dirt road" but had no luck. Rain check lol

Guy at the restaurant scared me... I called after work to verify my reservation to see if I had made it for 7 or 7:30. He told me all reservations were cancelled due to a large last minute very large and expensive private booking... I paused for a minute, he paused then laughed and finally said it's still good for 7 lol. If anyone's watched Seinfeld and has seen the episode where they're in the chinese restaurant with the "Seinfeld...4!" that's what his voice sounded like.





Had to edit a few sentences. I wrote everything in a jumbled up order haha

To quote Louis CK... do it in the period hole!
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