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I'll share.
Road trip, 3 of us went strip club in Portland, met 2 rowdy cowboy looking dudes from Connecticut(?) and started buying each other shots. Then they got crazy and started slapping the strippers asses and shit, they got kicked out. They asked us to join with them to a "better" strip club... "umm sure why not".
Walked a few blocks down to another bar. Walked in and walked back out in a hurry, it was like a scene from Dawn 'till Dusk except instead of Salma Hayek it was some drugged out skin and bones chick on the stage.
We decided to walk back to the original place. This time Ukrainian guy comes up to us and says his goth chick friend thinks one of us is cute. We pound back a few more drinks.
The bar starts to close and he asks us to come over for some "tea and weed" (not sketch at all, lmao) but... ya... yolo? We said sure why not. We follow his cadillac to his house. We hang out in the kitchen then he unveils whole tray of weed like the holy grail, 16 different flavours in labeled bottles. Just then this Russian scarface looking motherfucker comes down the stairs in a bathrobe and it was that point we were like "I think we're gonna die here"... but he was actually pretty nice too, if a bit quiet. We smoked up, chilled, had some tea and left a few hours later.
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