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Originally Posted by underscore
- Getting an intestinal infection on the morning of day 4 of 11 in Mexico, spending the rest of the time watching Mexican cable and using up a small forest worth of toilet paper, getting a bonus "excursion" to a private hospital at midnight on Feb 13-14 (happy valentines day sweetie!) for testing an an IV, then finally patching myself together enough to make it to the airport only to have my girlfriend (now wife) and her sister get sick in the airport to the point where Westjet had to kick them off the plane and put us up in a hotel for 2 days til we could get a new flight that bounced through Calgary. On top of it all when we checked in the guy just slapped the tags on whatever bags since we were all traveling together, so when we had to get off I had to describe our bags to the guys so they could pull our bags off the plane and not our friends.
I've got a funnier one about accidentally breaking in to someones condo at a ski hill that I'll type up later when I have some time.
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Had a similar story in Mehxico..
Went to an all inclusive in cabo during american spring break with 3 buddies
Made the typical mistake in probably drinking the most, or one of the most in my entire life on the first night, just absolutely shit faced, everything a blur a buddy and i hopped into a garden feature which was like 12 feet below the railing and we couldnt get out, so he had to kneel down and let me stand on his back then i somehow pulled him out blind drunk lol.. im like 6'0 220lbs hes like 5'8 150LBS lol..
Had a brand new iphone 5 at the time and my buddy who usually gets stupid when drunk begged me to borrow it to take pictures of some chicks.. i let him and when i woke up in the morning didnt have the phone lol.. luckily it was in his hotel room under the bed..
Fast forward a few nights and i made the mistake of eating Nigiri at the buffet.. next morning woke up and i was just fucked.. stomach was done like i could barely move.. buddies went out left me..
Managed to turn the TV on but i felt so shitty i couldnt even muster up enough strength to look for the remote other than swiping my arm around the blankets and bed..
I watched CNN for like 6 hours straight on coverage of the new pope.. i got to see the white smoke.. then the new pope come out.. lol fuck i felt like shit..