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A Lawyer won a big case and got himself a rolls royce and wanted to show his lawyer friends, he rolled up to his firm in his new car, open the door and a truck hit the car and ripped the door right off.
A cop across the street saw it happen and rushed over
Before the officer could say anything the lawyer said "God damn it! my beautiful new car, how am I suppose to show off to my friends?"
The officer replied, "typical lawyer all about material things didn't even notice you're missing an arm"
The lawyer looked down "shit! my Rolex"
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