One that just popped into my mind here was from my wife and i most recent trip to europe.
The first night we arrived in Budapest from YVR we checked into our Airbnb and went out for dinner, stupid tired and hungry we pound through a few drinks and a great dinner and then try to walk to the river to see the Buda castle, chain bridge, etc.
Its kind of hectic when you get closer to the water/promenade because there is a 2-4 lane road you seemingly have to cross to get to the stairs down
We eventually find a little sketchy underground entrance which i assume leads below the road for safe crossing. Go down some sketchy dark stairs and then come out where i expected in a little lit alcove which opens up out onto the promenade. Just as i'm about down i turn to look and there is clearly like a hobo encampment inside this little alcove under the stairs which i just came down..
hmm...ok..
i walk a little further and i see a couple legs stretched out as they are lying on somthing with their feet facing out towards the walk way..
Continue to walk about 5-6 feet ahead of my wife when i turn back to look at the hobos lying there. Both were asleep and the one guy who was a fairly big guy (in more ways than one
) was completely, butt naked lying on his back on the mattress..
I stand there and look for a second as my wife is walking up.. the guy has probably a 8' penis flacid. just hanging out staring at me standing at the end of the tunnel..
I'm a little taken back thinking hmmm... alright...
Wife comes up and we continue to walk.. i kinda stutter and im like uhhh.. did you just see that?..
she hadnt lol :/ wtf..