Summer's approaching. Should I start dating again?
Opened up some dusty dating apps on my phone. Yikes.
Every narcissistic biatch calling themselves a 'unicorn' kind of defeats the mystique of being a unicorn especially when all the descriptions read like they were copypasted from a Cosmo fan blog.
And calling themselves nerds despite probably being the same people who bullied actual nerds in school.
In reality, these people are elevators: They just want everyone inside them as they go down...