[bcrdukes]

To be fair, storage insurance protects your car from theft, too. Again, this depends on your risk tolerance, neighbourhood you live in, and a bunch of other various factors like your garage roof is about to collapse one day?

Say if critters built a nest in your engine bay and the one day you decide to fire it up to drive it up the block (which is not allowed, by the way) and the engine catches fire, well, you are screwed. Or what if hoodlums decided to break into your garage, hate on you because you have a nice car and all they can (barely) afford is off-peak transit fare, and they key your car, or a jealous crazy ex-girlfriend says you love your car more than you loved her and takes a Louisville slugger to it like no tomorrow, well, then I guess that storage insurance isn't so bad. It isn't expensive, but if it means saving a couple hundred bucks or so, then so be it. Take that couple hundred of bucks and buy a few buckets of fried chicken and chow down on it over a few cold ones.

The only time it would ever wake up and hit someone is when yray posts on Revsecne. Jokes aside, say your e-brake fails (not that you should have engaged it while in storage) and it rolls through your garage or condo parking lot and you smash someone else's car, or heaven forbid, a person, and you break their knees. What do you do then without storage insurance?