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Old 01-07-2021, 03:57 PM   #8307
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A very long time ago I didn't even know what a bidet was and all the instructions were in a foreign language. I kinda pushed a few buttons and I watched in slow motion as the tube extended out... like the idiot in that Prometheus movie staring at the alien I leaned forward and the bidet squirted all over my face. I was so worried for the rest of the week that I was gonna get pink eye.
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