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Old 02-16-2021, 08:53 AM   #7833
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Me on the other hand............ more amurican than I ever want to admit.
You can't be Amurican. Your is way too big. If you're not afraid to shove some fancy water out of your way so you can go live your life, you're doing better than a fair chunk of the USA.

Apparently my state has made the news up there because we've been crippled by less snow than I've seen come down in October/November back in the Lower Mainland. Based on how people are acting here because of all of this, if some of these Good Ol' Boys saw how it looks out on the Coquihalla they'd soak through their Pampers.

In my specific neighbourhood we've got a centimeter of ice care-of some frozen rain, which is dangerous for people who wear shorts in December and drive giant pickup trucks, but for us expats; we're doing just fine.

For a state that prides itself on rugged independence, its sure not doing well with a few flakes on the ground. Even coming from the warmest part of Canada, I'm Nanook of the fucking North at a time like this.

MG1 could come here and be king of the Lone Star with his snow shovel. He'd be the only one in the state with one!
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She taught me right from wrong and always told me to stay positive and help others no matter how small the deed - that helping others gives us meaning to carry on. The sun is out today and it's a new day. Life is good. I just needed a slap in the face.
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