I just got back home. Nobody else is at home as my youngest son, who is the only one still at home, is at work. Anyway, with this heat, I walk around the house with just boxer briefs on.
I start to take off all my clothes as I sing to this...........
I take my socks off, but drop one on the floor. I bend over to pick it up. As i'm bent over, I feel someone grabbing my butt. I kind of freak out............ WTF? Maybe it's one of those one night stand chicks from my sordid past coming after me for child support, gulolol.
I turn around quickly......... nobody there. Hmmmmmm........... then it dawned on me. It's so fricken hot today that my usually butter smooth boxer briefs were stuck to my butt. as I bent over, they came loose and well................ it sure fell like someone was gently stoking my ass.............
How's that for a fucking weird story?
Pics or it didn't happen? Sure...........
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