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Old 09-08-2021, 11:32 AM   #230
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Story time!

We forgot to turn on the baby monitor last night, so we didn't hear her wake up this morning. The 'trouble' with this toddler is that she never screams or cries to be let out of bed, it's just 'umma' and 'appa' over and over, which is what wakes us up through the monitor.

Well after about 30 minutes of calling for us she decided she had enough. And proceeded to self-teach herself how to undo her zipper to her pajamas, shimmy out of it entirely, undo her diaper, and then wave it around with all the poo in it.

Poo on the sheets, crib, walls, and small bits in the carpet. And when I walked in she had the biggest smile on her face.

So, pro-tip. Always turn on your baby monitor, and use button clothing for toddlers.

/story
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