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Old 02-04-2022, 10:12 PM   #366
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Originally Posted by inv4zn View Post
So the terrible two's have started at around 22 months for us. It's even more annoying than I expected.

Last night she slammed her cup on the dining table because I wouldn't give her something that was clearly spicy, and milk went everywhere. So I took the cup away, sternly looked at her and told her why she shouldn't do that, and she proceeded to look me in the eye as she smeared the milk with her hand.

So now I'm mad, I pull her away from the table, and in a raised voice I point to the milk and in frustration say smth like "wtf is this!!" (without swearing), and without missing a beat she yells back at me "ITS MILK!!".

So I burst out laughing, the wife is rolling her eyes at the whole thing, and the baby learned absolutely nothing. FML.
That your 22 month old comprehends and can yell back "ITS MILK!!!" is actually pretty damn good.
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