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Originally Posted by Badhobz

i havent been dating for almost 15 years so im pretty sure this is how it goes.

Fuck me that's impressive, some women have a goal of 4 divorces in that time frame

Originally Posted by 68style

Vancouver has changed.

Now it's like... "Wait you don't have leather?... How old is this car? Is this even safe? Okay pay for my dinner and I might let you talk to me. No second date though unless you buy a new car."

Can confirm, dating in Vancouver is trash, gonna derail this comment:

Spoiler!

My buddy just had his honeymoon in Europe, I don't remember if he was on a beach in Italy or France, but this is what he told me
So I'm out on the beach with the wife, she's over there sunbathing. I take a dip in the sea, then go up to the common public shower to rinse off.
As I'm taking off my flip flops, this woman walks up, and says, "are you getting in or out? care if I join?"
I'm just stunned, fuck me that I'm married, but fuck me the women in Europe are so much more direct with everything. And she was a diimmee, not your typical american
At this point... A, it reminded me how true that comment is. B, my jaw is over there on the ground somewhere, and C, maybe she just wanted to drug him and clean out his wallet after some greasy public shower sex

And this came out of my conservative Japanese buddies mouth, like proper gentleman, proper etiquette etc, not your white guy friend thats always full of shit

Originally Posted by Traum

Come on, man? Are you guys trying to tell me that you haven't done it in the passenger seat of your 2 seater car?

All of my cars are 2 seaters.
Rear seats cause accidents. No rear seats, no accidents.
I wish I had the photo of my 92 SI with a huge beaniebag in the back.... no, no smashing was done on it