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On the topic of Realtors saying literally anything for a sale:

I had an offer on my condo a few years back, keep in mind the offer was 30k above what I paid, not to mention the bathroom Reno, some new appliances, etc.

I posted it for sale due to the methhead living above me, I will never buy a wood frame + non top floor unit ever again

Realtor: the offer is below your ask, but at least you can make a quick profit on the unit, it's a great deal for you!"
Me "tell me how I'm making a profit with your offer"
Realtor: "well I see you bought it 6 months ago for X, and we are offering you Y (30k more), so thats an easy 15k for 6 months after all your costs"
Me "So your telling me the bathroom renovation did it's self, the appliances magically look brand new, I don't need to pay you a commission, and all the legal costs of buying and selling are free?"
Realtor "iiiii uuuuhhh ummmmm well"
Me "click"