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Originally Posted by underscore
Being scrawny and having a shitty car didn't help get girls either. What the fuck do women want?
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I think I finally figured it out. Women want other women. Just like they buy clothes not impress us, but to impress other women. Also the dudes they seem to be attracted too are all these femboy looking types that I can’t even tell if they are dudes or women. Im looking at you Kpop boybands !!
Hilariously most of the really feminine looking dudes are also gay so they kinda screwed themselves over.
I know one thing that works though. Doggies. When I walk out with my chihuahuas in my manly LV dog bag and their fru fru dog walker, I get a ton of bitches coming up to me. It wouldn’t be too hard to turn those opportunities into something more if I wasn’t followed by my tiny, spying, wife balloon.