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My whole fleet is so damn reliable and boring right now that i long for that Maserati ownership again.
The one where you pray to god the check engine light doesn't stay on, the one where you cry with tears of joy if it ONLY needed an oil change at the dealership. And of course the one where you weep bitterly as you fork out 18k for some piece of shit Italian part that broke for no discernable reason.
Ever have your seat heater catch on fire!? I HAVE. Thank god it was under warranty at the time.
But when you drive it, at any speeds really, the magic is there. It just has so much more soul and personality than modern day cars. You sneeze and the idiotically fast steering sends you 3 lanes over while you tram line over bumps. That engine & exhaust is a proven aphrodisiac and rumbles in all the right way. Gold diggers actively come up to you at gas stations and parking lots.
God i miss that thing.
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