I couldn't be bothered sending my joycons in since I only had one pair at the time. Ended up just getting replacement sticks off Amazon and fixing it myself.
Apparently if you get joysticks using Hall effect sensors, you never have to worry about joycon drift ever again.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005133690605.html
Decent sized chunk though, but if you never want to deal with the shit again, lol.
69 RMB in China -
https://detail.tmall.com/item.htm?ab...12f944e5yRh1rY