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Old 09-13-2023, 12:04 AM   #27
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Originally Posted by Badhobz View Post
Nope. This ham fisted chinamen never figured it out. I tried to adjust but ultimately was too scared to do anything. Took it to Squamish and had some Pooh and pee come out involuntarily.

To this day: fuck 911s. It’s the cars fault. Definitely not my shitty driving skill. 1000%
You need to go back and try a 991 or 992. Zee Germans engineered the shxt out of that inherently inferior drivetrain layout, and now it handles so well that any ham-fisted Chinaman can still drive it like a hero. Leave the traction control on, and the rear end will never step out on you! Turn the traction control off, and if you still fxxk up, the German engineering gods will still come save you from spinning the car and embarrassing their talents. And PDK is better than the 7-speed manual too.

Plus it'll get you the smoking hot blonde GFs. And your aunties will approve.

Do it~! (and give us another write up afterwards)
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