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Hahahaha that reminds me of this guy I knew like 25 years ago who had an old RX7 that was busted up and he couldn't afford to fix it and nobody would buy it, just wanted to write it off and take the $ and run... he decided he was going to drive it into a tree and spent like an hour psyching himself up to drive this thing into a tree, taped a pillow to the steering wheel and shit...
He finally decided his way to do it was he as going to get it going toward the tree with the driver door open and then when he was close enough he was going to jump out and roll to safety while the car hit the tree like some action hero hahahahaha pillow became the backup plan if he got tangled up getting out.
So he finally decides he's going to do it, we're all egging him on, he takes a couple of practice runs and he's driving so slow and we're like GO FASTER YOU MORON and he guns it and last minute he chickens out, swerves away from the tree, knocks the passenger mirror off on the tree, hits a big bump on the grass and comes tumbling out the drivers door, almost gets run over by the back wheels and then the car went by itself down the road until it hit a curb... hahahahaha even to this day I can't stop laughing every time I think about it.
He chickens out and decides to drive home, on the way home a police car pulls him over and gives him a ticket for not having a mirror lolol
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