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Old 10-17-2023, 12:59 PM   #152
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You people are crazy, you dont understand just how epic my B15 sentra is/was

First of all. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SE model of the b15 sentra had a SR20!?!?! yeah bitches, now what huh!? *^

*note i did not have an SE, i only had the XE... the most basic bitch car in the entire lineup
^the Sr20 wasnt the famous Sr20DET, it was the sr20DE... aka its neutered NA brother. But i mean you COULD have dropped in the T yourself and added boost, but who would do that to a FWD piece of shit like this?

So this was my car when I was 16. My folks being the super poor mofo's they are, couldn't afford a Corolla (this is what cemented my love affair with Corollas too) and thus they leased this awesome, BUILT IN MEXICO, Nissan Sentra XE with manual locks and manual windows. Which color Dad!? OH HOW ABOUT JEWISH RACING GOLD!?!?!?
yeah cuz you don't have any real gold, but you wanted to look like you had some.... just look at these plastic wheel covers. God, no wonder everyone laughed at me at.





Performance: Fuck you

Interior: Plasticky Trash

Exterior: this is why i wear glasses, im blinded to this day

Price: not cheap, considering this pile of garbage was 22k back in 2001 The corollas were around there, i think 24k but the lease rates in 2001 was too high. My family couldnt afford it, so they went with the VALUE option. To my great protest.

To this day, it was the fastest car ive ever driven because 1) i was 16 and 2) i wanted to die so i drove it around everywhere at 100km/h. School zones, nunneries, whatever. i was pedal to the..... plastic all the time

It finally blew up at 200k on the clock. During that time it went through 4 catalytic converters, 2 valve covers, an ECU (rotted out?!), and numerous rotors and brakes. That nissan dealership was making a fortune off my already destitute parents.

They traded that POS in for 1000 bucks and promptly leased another sentra. i was away in the states for school at the time so i couldnt stop their maddness, but my god are they ever retarded. Luckily after that other sentra was done, i bought them a Lexus RX400h which they still drive to this day.
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