Honda CR-V Hybrid: penalty box
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On a rickety stool, I check the windows again.
Roll em up, my ears plead, the wind on a wild spree:
170 in the Jeep? Nah, we're just at 50.
7G Civic vibes, unseen potholes surprise.
The 8G too posh, slips from our routine.
The brake pedal? A sponge, no grace.
Worse than a Prius; no - that's not the right race.
Will this even stop or will it fold up in place?
Full throttle we go, stoplight to stoplight.
6.7 litres per hundred kilometers, I see.
Squinting out, I scream, "Jeep, set me free".