Dodge Charger R/T
Im back in Montreal and they offered me an X3 30i. im like take that shit and shove it up your ass, i dont want a boring 4 cylinder. what else you got?
Uhhh we got this murdered out police car / surrey jack special / hick mobile with a big ass v8 and terrible gas mileage????
ILL TAKE IT!!!
Pros:
- hilarious sounding car with old school american muscle v8 noises. its loud, its brash, and if you start it up in an underground parking lot, it'll set off alarms
- much torque, much power, big and lazy N/A v8 hemi doing 375hp and 395lbft of twist. Its not fast per say, but it feels fast because its so damn torquey and the chassis is so garbage that everything feels dangerous
- love the front end styling, rear end looks a bit plain, but the front end is pure americanna
cons:
- THIRSTY as fuck. im getting 20L/100km. TROLOOLOLOOL!!!!
- everyone thinks im a cop so they either go super slow in front of me, or get out of the way. I had a guy almost brake check me because he thought i was a cop and i was gonna give him a ticket for speeding so he slammed on his brakes trying to scrub off speed.
- interior is made of plastics that were rejected by playskool. It also smells like unwashed hillbillys (ITS NOT ME I SWEAR!). I dont get why every dodge vehicle always have this weird plasticky smell that never goes away.
- seats are pretty trash. it doesnt hold you in, nor is it that wide and comfortable. weird...
- super optimistic rev gauge. It goes to 7000 yah right...... the fucker hits fuel cutoff at 5800 but it doesnt show that on the gauge (moot gauge?!)