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I blame that cunt for making me into an old white lady. I even like eating prunes now cuz she always keeps a jar of prunes on her desk and I steal some when I got a sweet craving.
I asked her one time, hey Mabel why don’t you get some decent snacks for fuck sakes ?!?
She’s like I don’t have any of that Chinese shit you like.
I’m like what the hell do I pay you for then ?!
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