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Originally Posted by GS8
So, I was at the grocery store today and saw these 2 fat fucks with all the English skills of the Swedish chef, shoplifting ice cream bars. They both did a pretty horrible job at being inconspicuous but then again, one was shaped like a China Hutch and the other, a Winnebago. Neither exactly moving like Richard Simmons either.
I'm thinking to myself 'why not steal shit that would make you lose weight?' but then I realized, whatever country they ran away from probably required diet & exercise. Meanwhile, Chubby from the Little Rascals & his buddy Augustus Gloop over here are tying up the Earth's oxygen supply so they can laugh & steal another day. One of them bought an energy drink as a decoy as the other left for the door. with the flair of molasses on drywall.
Wow, an energy drink! Better use that energy to waddle your Caillou coffee bean headed, burnt broccoli hair, potato sack lookin ass back to whatever bus depot brought you here.
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They probably were looking to sell them.
Ice cream is extremely popular with addicts on the streets, guys will steal ice cream bars, pints, and resell them on the street at a major markup.
Something about Fent makes you crave sugar or something, it's weird.