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Old 09-09-2024, 03:17 PM   #899
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Originally Posted by mikemhg View Post
Damn, I bought my 1st brand new car there when I was 20 (had a 1987 Accord EXT before that)

2006 Chrysler 300C.

My dad was so angry I was buying a Chrysler he refused to co-sign the loan for me (to get a better interest rate).

Those fuckers had me bent over at 20% or something around there
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You know that story isn't far off.

I picked up a gal from the beach one time, we had drinks there, went to a lil party in the West End. Later that night she wanted a ride home, all the way to damn Langley.

We start driving up Terminal and we see a roadblock on the bridge going to Clark, end up going down the side street next to the Home Depot and pullover. We were getting frisky during the drive, so I figured lets hop in this big ass American backseat and have some fun. Clothes come off and my car is permeated with the smell of fillet-o-fish and canned tuna.

Needless to say, I was pretty turned off at that point, but a gentlemen doesn't let a little summer baked barnacles stop his bust. As the streetlights hit her freckled skin, my post-nut clarity solidified my thinking, I'm not going back to Langley, and we sure as hell are not continuing this any further.

I called a cab, and left my car there (I'm sure officer Cane would've been frothing to pull me aside at that roadblock in a 300 at 2AM with a white chick that looked like Iggy Azalea). Cabbed home, and paid the rest of her way to Langley, never to be seen again.
Cant decide whats worse, owning a Chrysler or tuna vag 🤔
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