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Old 09-29-2024, 01:31 PM   #1423
mikemhg
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I love food too much, I'll sacrifice a few hours of pain for culinary heaven.

A lesson to anyone with IBS, don't date a Filipina. Everything they cook is somehow doused in oil or deep fried entirely. She'd find a way to deep fry steamed vegetables.

Her cooking is delicious, but while I'm dying later on in the night, she's sitting there happy as a pig in shit.

I try to keep up with her when we go out and eat bullshit but to my own demise. Them flips have some bulletproof stomachs
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