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Old 11-19-2024, 10:31 AM   #23563
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no, but my man's a bloody genius. He just combined all the elements you'll ever need to score massive amounts of pussy

1) an ultra reliable vehicle that cost nothing to own/run

2) sporty enough that it makes a loud noise going down the street making people think youre in a bmw

3) biege/gold to show how much money you saved and how it reflects the amount of gold bars you have hidden away

4) with distinctive car name like COROLLA (little crown in latin) you know this person has a HUGE DICK. Girls faint at the prospects of a man with a biege corolla.

5) ratfur interior is required for ultimate corolla-ey-ness. Excuse me, not ratfur. velour-esq material.

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