maybe something is wrong with my big lazy cow heart.... it doesn't make any sense that it beats so slow. ME GO SEE DOKTOR

So the two blonde chicks who work the counter at the gym are trying to feed me this to counteract ferrari chick's "bad food". According to them, eating honey spareribs pre-workout is a bad idea and so they decided to bring me a bunch of these white people things called.... uhhh ummm Veg-tah-bles? ever heard of this? and its.. uhhh RAW?!?!
i tried it, I wanted to puke. It must be the cum sauce they use.. that blue cheese and ranch dip. DISGUSTING.
Ill go back to my glass of milk and raw durian pre meal, meal, thank you. (great way to clear out any equipment near you).
p.s. i hate my gym. but I reupped for another year due to how cheap it is... 365 dollars is such a steal, I cant say no.