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Originally Posted by mikemhg
^I'm walking back to my car and blasting that guy with a holy hell of bear mace to the face.
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Yeah, then you'd be the one arrested. Imagine the insane hassle of that, just for the pleasure of causing a homeless nutjob some temporary pain.
Over the years I've had a lot of "coulda, woulda, shoulda" thoughts about that day, but, ultimately, it was a crazed street person with god knows what illnesses, covered in their own shit. Like... the smell bro... the only way he snuck up on us like he did was because we weren't down wind of him until after I called the cops. The entire park of people were on my side, like 20+ people, and yelling at the guy to fuck off too... some nice woman helped my ex get some of the shit chunks out of her hair while we waited for the cops who were, to their credit, there within a minute or two. Probably other people had reported the guy.
Without a doubt, it someone had bear maced him, they'd be the ones getting arrested, for sure. I just put this one on the "funny Vancouver memories" shelf and that's that.