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Originally Posted by supafamous

If you find you really enjoy getting blood tests you can other tests too like you can go jerk off into a cup and find out if your swimmers are healthy. Hard to beat jerking off into a cup between work calls and then rushing over to Lifelabs to get your sample in - this kind of stuff should be a mission in GTA or something.

Lol I did this after my vasectomy. Funny thing is you are supposed to show up at the clinic and say you have a time sensitive sample so they know to process it right away.

So I wait in line with my cup tucked beneath my shirt to keep my cum warm like they tell you to. A guy comes up to me and is like "excuse me but I have a time sensitive sample" like he wants to cut in line.

I tell him that I, too, also have a time sensitive sample.

And look at him, knowing that both of us jerked off less than 20 mins earlier and are holding cups of our own jizz next to our bodies in public at that moment.