thanks again to DjStyles for giving me these great tips. I bought an OBDEleven and a pro subscription for 1 year to start messing with these VW shits. lots of weird programming you can do.
So far ive:
1) turned off Soundacktor - no more lame fake engine noise
2) program the hatch to remote unlock, thus letting these pop struts do their work
3) program the windows for "komfort" access and thus allowing them to roll up when you hold lock button
4) turn up the differential engagement strength (less torque steer)
If youre wondering how i made gifs, i used the Shortcut app on my iphone. inside there's a automatic gif maker that you can turn videos, or photos into gifs. There's also one for making memes. Pretty neat app if you've never used it.