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Originally Posted by CivicBlues
Anyone else think Hobz trolls us? There's no way this bastard lucks out and fails upward on so much stupid shit throughout his lifetime? It's not like he's some average white guy.
He can always sell it on Seat Geek for a profit!
...or a loss  |
I sometimes wonder that.
Hobz: "I'm so fat! I went to the gym today and this 10/10 model came in and wanted to blow me right on the treadmill! So annoy!"
Next day
Hobz: "Wow! Porsche called me today to offer me a free 911 because they like me so much, I told them FUCK OFF, I don't drive beetles!"
Next day
Hobz: "I came into work late today and slapped my blonde assistant's ass, I only hire blonde because docks don't care! Now she complained to HR! STUPID BITCH! My boss came into my office and gave me a 20% raise because he liked my jib! Take that WHORE"