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Old 09-29-2025, 07:46 PM   #899
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Originally Posted by Badhobz View Post
you want to wrap my fat ass into a riceroll and put it on a tiny banana seat that my huge ass will envelope !?!!?

Im pretty sure thats a war crime...
I have a fix for you, i useto sell these to "big boned" people at a bike shop i useto work at. Dont worry, as long as you show up to the group bike ride seated, and never get off your seat during the ride, the other guys (and odd woman) wownt judge you.



But you can still judge them for their spandex padded shorts, and 8$/per titanium bolt for their stem and cranks. (So they can brag about how light their bike is)
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Donk already looks like he's on fent

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