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In communist russia grandma is always telling you to eat food and giving you food, even after telling grandma you dont want food, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times within the span of a hour.

Then my mom would also constantly ask me if i want to eat, then give food without me wanting any / telling her im not hungry

When i was like 16 or 17, i think she asked me like 4 times in the span of an hour if i wanted to eat, and each time i told her i dont want to eat anything.

So what does she do? She makes chicken and gives me a bowl.

I took the bowl and furiously whipped the entire bowl of chicken across the kitchen. It was little baghdad, pieces of chicken everywhere. (Did not throw the actual bowl)

She looked at me, stunned, then stormed off crying, and did not talk to me for 2 weeks for the first time in my life.

Im laughing writing this

Did it work? Yup. She never asked twice, ever again.