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Old 10-27-2025, 04:21 PM   #1235
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i have a friend who has to shit like 10m after eating a meal. its obviously not the digested food from that meal, but somehow after eating it triggers his bm. so he goes like after every meal, like 2-3x a day or whatever.

im a once every 1-2 days kinda guy.. mostly its daily but sometimes not. always thought this was weird but apparently its within the normal range. i always go at home, usually after work. if i have to go in public i will but i almost never do unless i have an upset stomach or something.

i also pee sitting at home, standing at home is gross... you get droplets flying all over your pants/legs/toilet/floor... why subject yourself to that. however at friends houses or anywhere in public, im standing

if i make any sort of mess at my friends house though even just on the rim of the bowl, i will always clean up with a big wad of tp though.. im not a total asshole
Had a buddy like that the last time I went to Burning Man, staying in our RV, on top of it during the whole flood event of 2023.

Mofo would have an explosive shit after everything he ate. Needless to say our damn black water tank was filled and toasted after 2-3 days.

Being stuck in an RV that you can no longer shit or piss in fucking sucked.
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